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Чернуха Наталья Васильевна

 

FUNNY TWO – LINERS

 The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.

   Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.

 A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

   Archeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins.  An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: The older she gets, the more interested he becomes in her

   There are two kinds of people who don't say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot. They say that alcohol kills slowly.

So what? Who's in a hurry ?  Alcohol and calculus don't mix  Never drink and derive

   One nice thing about egotists . They don't talk about other people.

   There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too latе.

 Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.

 


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